Drinking Buddies

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as
aircraft mechanics in Dallas , TX ..

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with
nothing to do. Bud said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!'

Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a
buzz.

You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane hooch and got completely smashed.

The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing. Then
the phone rings.

It's Jim.

Jim says, 'Hey, ho w do you feel this morning?'

Bud says, 'I feel great. How about you?'

Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'

Bud says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We
ought to do this more often.


'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'

'What's that?'

'Have you farted yet?'

'No.'

'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver .'

Denver is not such a bad place.
Just think about it...FREE transportation if you have access to a little JP4.
Of course they'll lose your baggage.