The economy

• The economy is so bad... that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
• The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
• The economy is so bad... that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
• The economy is so bad... if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them
• The economy is so bad... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
• The economy is so bad... McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ounce burger.
• The economy is so bad... parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
• The economy is so bad... a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
• The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
• The economy is so bad... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
• The economy is so bad... the Mafia laid off judges.
• The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
And finally....
• Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal...
Oh Great!!!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear…

LOVE THEM!!!!!!!!

haha, good ones Bob. I like the Dick Cheney joke.

Here is one I heard the other day:
George Washington once said that "we would have a black president once pigs fly". Well, Swine Flew(flu)!

Peace.
Naresh